12/9/20

Episode 4 Chapter 23

Theodore tried to keep up as the gnome cut across trails, bounding on all fours until they arrived at a stony clearing. The gnome hoped onto his feet and marched circles around a pile of clothes Theodore recognized: It was the prince’s silk doublet.

“Happened right here,” The gnome said. “Boy poofed into a bird. A hay colored hawk with a red tail. Didn’t stay long, though.”

“Did you see where he went?” Theodore said.

The gnome gestured in a vague Northerly direction. “Flew off thatta way.”

“Oh. Is that who you’re looking for?” Pip said, swooping down to perch in the antlers of a white deer. “I think I met that guy. Had a lot of questions about how to be a bird. I figured he was just forgetful. Happens to the best of us.”

“You saw him?!” Theodore could not believe his luck. “Can you find him again?”

“Maybe,” Pip said. “He couldn’t have gotten far. It was past the downs in the Upside Hills.”

That was on the outskirts of the Whirlwood. If the prince made a break for the border, there might be no finding him.

“I need to get there as soon as possible,” he said. “Can you guide me?”

“Sure!” Pip said. “You found my eggs, did my wife and I a solid. But I’m not waiting around for your stubby little groundling legs to follow me.” He took flight. “SHELLY!”

“Shelly?”

The sky darkened. Something huge moved overhead. Before Theodore had a chance to wonder, a giant pair of talons clamped around him. A huge Roc bird, the size of house, lifted him off the ground with several thundering wing flaps.

“This is my wife, Shelly!” Pip said. “Introduce yourself, Shelly.”

The roc let out a guttural, earth shaking scream that made Theodore fear for his life.

“Shelly says hello.”

“Charmed!” Theodore said, trying not to faint.

“Good, great.” Pip climbed higher into the air.” We’re all properly introduced! Let’s go. Darling, you follow me okay?”

Shelly let loose with another world-ending shriek, which somehow failed to deafen Theodore. He was given no time to recover. Shelly yanked him skyward. The ground disappeared, swallowed by the woodland canopy as he was lifted high and higher into the air. Theodore discovered entirely new ways to scream. It was all he could do to hang on.

The craggy peaks of the Upside Hills mountain range came into view around the time Theodore became acrophobic. Shelly pumped her wings to slow herself. She dumped Theodore onto a cloud-kissed plateau and fluttered to find a perch. Theodore clung to the ground in a crumpled heap and pip landed on top of him.

“Okay, yeah. It was around this place I saw him last. Probably.” Pip gave Theodore a gentle peck to get his attention. “Provided nothing ate him.”

The Ranger Deputy unfolded himself to stand on shaky knees and shook away the vertigo. Conrad’s tracking device fell from his belt and lip up.

“What’s this…?” Theodore said, picking it back off the ground.

He flipped a switch and antennae began oscillating. It let out a loud ping. A ping had to be a good thing, right? A few more button presses and a faint orange aura appeared, hanging in the air and trailing down the mountain slopes. It was tracking the prince.

“Mother of magic,” he said. “I think I have a chance now.”

12/11/20

Episode 4 Chapter 24

Theodore stalked after the aura trail, dropping and climbing along descending ledges. The air was thin and smelled of clay and fresh rain. Far below, a waterfall poured into the valley to form the mouth of the river Wander. The Upside Hills offered a view of the whole valley. From here, he could see the city and the Whirlwood side by side. The capital was so small and dense compared to the sprawl of wilderness that seemed to swallow it.

It took some productive hours of hiking and scaling to zero in on Perceval’s location. Then, without warning, the tool shut itself off. Theodore panicked, smashing the buttons and dials to try and activate it again.

He looked up to see a stunted tree struggling to grow out of a rocky cliffside. Among the branches there was a gold-yellow hawk, swearing as it tried to knit sticks and twigs into a nest.

“Devil damn it!” He spat out a limp sprig. “How do they do this without hands?!”

Theodore approached. “Good afternoon, your grace.”

The hawk froze. He shot a glance back, stiffened, and tried to play it casual. He cleared his throat.

“CAW. Erm. CAAAAW.”

“Very convincing,” Theodore said.

“Go away,” he said. “You have mistaken me for someone who is not a bird.”

Theodore waved the aura tracker. “I know it’s you, Percy.”

Sighing, the prince lowered his head. “What do you want?”

“You flew off.” Theodore said. “The plan was we’d help you escape, hands intact. Instead, you talked my partner into casting an illegal enchantment on you.”

“Sorry.” He broke eye contact. “…You took a big risk helping me. I didn’t like putting you both in danger. I didn’t like waiting around to get caught. All I wanted was a new life. A free life. One where I don’t have to worry about anyone, and nobody has to worry about me.”

Theodore folded his arms. “And how is this new life treating you?”

“Fine!” The prince said too quickly. “It’s been great! Perfect! It’s…” He sagged. “Well. Hunting is a lot harder than you’d think. Prey is real fast, and half of it can talk. So, I’ve been having trouble. It’s okay, though! I found… there was some carrion.” He paused. “That was an experience.”

Theodore looked over the pitiful excuse for a nest. “Are you expecting eggs? Should I tell the king he’s going to be a grandfather?”

“What? No!” Perceval knocked the mess out of the tree with his beak, sending it tumbling down the cliff. “I just… I thought if I’m committing to this bird thing, I should learn it, alright? Give me a break. Oboe gave me this chance. I asked for it. I want to take it seriously.”

He didn’t know. Theodore supposed there was no way he could’ve known what happened after he left. “Percy.” Theodore steeled himself. “Oboe’s in trouble. Conrad captured her. She’s being held in the dungeons for enchanting you.”

His pupils shrank to pins. “What?”

“You need to come back,” Theodore said. “You need to give her a royal pardon before she stands trial.”

Perceval fell quiet. The wind howled.

“But…” His beak hung open. “I can’t go back. If I go back, they’ll will never let me go again. Father will tighten the leash, triple the guard. I won’t be able to piss without three sets of eyes on me.” He shuttered, his feathers ruffling. “They’ll crown me. And then I’ll be trapped for the rest of my life.”

Theodore’s throat was dry. He remembered his father planning what knight order he would join. He remembered how helpless he felt, forced into lessons day after day to learn to become something he didn’t want to be. He knew exactly how the prince felt, and he hated that he needed to tell him to do anything but fly away.

“Percy,” Theodore said. “She committed a crime for you. If you don’t come back, they’re going to kill her.”

“I…” The prince stared out into the endless horizon. “But… I’m free. I’m finally free. I’ve wanted this so long, but…”

A black shape swooped between them, beating its feathered wings to light onto a branch beside Perceval. “Forgive the wait, your grace.” She said. Theodore’s eyes widened as he recognized the honeyed voice of Whisper. “I was taking care of some unfinished business.”

12/14/20

Episode 4 Chapter 25

The raven tilted an eye toward Theodore. “I see you have a visitor.”

“Yes.” Perceval stood straighter. “Whisper, this is Theo. He’s the Ranger Deputy. Theo, this is Whisper. She’s the friend I told you about. She helped me escape the castle.”

“We’ve met.” Theodore grit his teeth. “You need to stay away from her! Whisper is part of a conspiracy to seize control of the throne!”

“I know,” the prince said.

Theodore did a double take. “What?”

Whisper chuckled. “My friends are interested in the kingdom, and this young man is not. This arrangement is beneficial for everyone.”

“That’s not true!” Theodore said. “Percy, if you leave, there’s going be bloodshed! Just like the Redsea Revolt! People are going to get hurt, not just Oboe!”

“There will be no need of violence if things proceed as planned.” Whisper leaned closer to the prince. “Are you certain you trust this man? This morning I saw him at the palace. The king has told him to find you. I asked him to give up this quest, yet here he stands.”

Perceval fanned his tail feathers. “Is that true?”

“I…” Theodore felt the situation slipping away from him. “Yes. The king ordered me to find you, but that’s not why I’m here. Oboe is going to die unless you help her!”

“There it is,” Whisper said. “With that in mind, child, I have news. The knight Detective has gotten wind of your location. He is leading a team up the mountain as we speak.”

“What??” Perceval said, the tree branch bobbing under him. “How?! We’re in the middle of nowhere!”

“Were I to guess…” Whisper stared at Theodore. “I would say someone told them where to look.”

“Theo, did you do this?!” Perceval said.

“No!” Theodore wanted to strangle Whisper. “I came alone! I just want to talk!”

The prince’s gaze wavered. Theodore couldn’t tell whether Perceval believed him. He opened his wings. “We need to leave!”

“Wait!” Theodore said. “What about Oboe?! You can’t go! They’ll execute her!”

Perceval froze.

“What is it you are proposing this young man do?” Whisper said. “Return home to his father, penitent? Serve out his time as king, miserable for the rest of his days? For what? To save the life of a silly little faun? What nonsense.”

“But… She’s my friend,” Perceval said.

“Child, how long have you known this ‘Oboe’?” Whisper craned her neck. “A few days? Is her happiness worth trading for your own? Surely she knew the risks. It would be better not to squander her sacrifice.”

“You pushed her to enchant you!” Theodore said. “She was in tears! She didn’t want to, and you forced her!”

“I…”

Whisper’s voice was acid. “If she didn’t want to, then she wouldn’t have. That is not his responsibility.”

“Stop!” The prince spread his wings wide. “Just stop! I need to think!”

“There isn’t time,” Whisper said. “With every word this man shames you. Manipulates you. His pet is in danger, so he’s turned against you. He admitted as much himself. He’s brought your father’s thugs to cage you.”

The lump of anger in Theodore’s throat turned to fear. “Percy.” He tried to look the prince in the eyes, but his were locked on the sky. Theodore needed the right words. “I get it. I know why you want to run. I’ve been there. I am there. I never wanted this job. I never wanted to be a knight. But it’s about more than just me. It’s hard, but what I do matters to the creatures. I have a responsibility to do right by them. Just like you. Doing that feels right. And…” The creatures of the Whirlwood filled his mind. He remembered their gratitude and his heart warmed in a way that surprised him. “That’s enough for me.”

The prince was still.

“So… what?” He said. “I go home? Work hard? Be a good king? Hope I start to care?”

Theodore hung his head. “If it’s not enough for you, then do it for Oboe. Please.” He tightened his fist. “I don’t want to lose her.”

“Enough!” Whisper said. “They’re here! Look!”

The prince’s head swiveled. In the distance, a team of hooded knights were scaling the mountain path. Perceval bristled.

“You must choose, child,” Whisper said, launching herself into the air. “They are here to take you. Come with me and live free, or be chained like this wretch. I will wait no longer!”

He looked at Theodore, the pain clear in his face. “I’m sorry,” he said, and followed the raven past the edge of the cliff.

“No!” Theodore said. “You can’t!” He wrenched the dials on the aura tracker, and sparked a new magical trail which ribboned through the air after the prince. He chased after them as close as the cliffs allowed.

The pursuit did not go unnoticed. Whisper dove into him, transforming in midair into a nanny goat. With one crushing headbutt to the chest, she knocked Theodore off his feet and sent aura tracker tumbling out of his hand.

“Y-you’re a fairy…!” Theodore said with a wheeze.

“Grab it!” Whisper yelled into the sky. The prince swooped down to snatch the machine, and dropped it past the edge of the cliff. It fell, spinning like a pinwheel until it smashed against rocks far below. Whisper leaned over Theodore, with the smuggest face a goat could manage.

“You made the wrong call, Grayweather.”

She snapped back into a raven’s form. Theodore stumbled, trying to get back on his feet, and watched, helpless, as Whisper and the prince flew beyond his reach. The prince looked back just once. Theodore collapsed onto his knees. A wail escaped his lips and ugly tears streamed down his face.

12/16/20

Episode 4 Chapter 26

A knight does not snivel. That’s what father told him. Theodore thought it was strange how small things like that stuck with him most. He told himself he didn’t give a damn what his father thought, but when the tears welled up he found himself choking them back in shame.

His plan failed. Perceval was gone. The tracker was broken. Oboe’s trial was tomorrow. She was going to die because he was an idiot and chose to help the prince.

Theodore wrenched the tears from his eyes. This wasn’t over yet. He made a mistake thinking he could talk Perceval into returning. There was still a chance. If he found Shelly he could give chase. He’d lost a lot of ground, but the Knight Detective had his own aura tracker. Conrad had the manpower to force the prince to come home.

He ran back the way he came, shouting, hoping the roc was still nearby. “Shelly!!” He hurried along the narrow ledges and outcroppings. “Shelly! Where are you?!” He winded himself shouting. It had been too long and he had wandered too far. Theodore raced as the sky melted into a smoldering orange sunset. The search party was nearby. All he needed was to make sense of the winding trails and meet up with them.

Hurrying in that general direction, Theodore spotted an aura projection spring up from the Earth ahead of him. He moved to follow it, only for the trail to stretch out and come to a halt at his heart. Theodore heard the crunch of marching boots. Conrad Whitechain and a team of armed scouts rounded the corner. The Knights of the Hunt, dressed in camouflage.

“Conrad?” Theodore said. “Thank the Mother! How did you think to come here?”

The Knight Detective watched Theodore with one eye from beneath the brim of his hat. “I’ve been tracking you.” He clicked off the device, and the aura projection faded.

“What? Why?” It did not matter. “Never mind. Listen, the prince should be nearby! I need your help!”

The scouts drew their swords. Theodore stepped back, only to find a steep drop behind him. Conrad gestured for his men to wait.

“Deputy, there are some things bothering me about our time together.”

Theodore felt a sudden, suffocating dread. “What are you talking about?”

“I did not think much about it when you found the culprit so quickly, but I was troubled to learn how… familiar you were with her. A coincidence, I thought, if it had ended there.”

Theodore said nothing.

“My men found Perceval’s cloak in your office. It was drenched in his aura. Suddenly that long, fruitless night wandering the Whirl makes sense.” Conrad adjusted his gloves. “Now I find you out on the farthest edge of the valley after refusing to join the search party.”

“W-what are you saying, Conrad?”

The Knight Detective’s stare pierced through him.

“You’ve been harboring the prince.”

 The scouts advanced on Theodore, blades in hand.

“Seize him,” Conrad ordered. “With minimal maiming, if possible.”

“This is ridiculous!” Theodore shouted, backing away along the ridge. It was a long way down if he fell. “The prince is out here! You need only look!”

“That may be the case.” Conrad followed his men at a stroll as they spread out and leapt between ledges to corner Theodore. “This would be an excellent place to stash him here while we wasted our time in the Whirlwood. Do not worry, we will find him yet.”

“You have no proof!” Theodore said, stalling.

“I do and worse. We have a witness.”

“What?!”

“A feral raven. They saw you making deals with Feymire spies.”

“That’s a lie!” Theodore said, as if it made a difference.

“You’ve nowhere to go, Grayweather!” A scout said. “Surrender!”

Theodore tried to run before they closed in on him, but there was too many of them. His hands were twisted behind his back.

“Out of tricks, Deputy?” Conrad said. “I expected more from you.”

Theodore wished he had something more, anything. He felt the sting of his tears return. How could he possibly save Oboe now, let alone himself?

Then it hit him. He did not have to do both. There was one last risky gambit he could play.

“You’ve caught me, detective,” he said. “There’s no use pretending anymore.”

Conrad looked at him with surprise. “Then… you admit it?”

“I was offered power in exchange for making sure the prince did not return.” This much was true. “I… blackmailed the faun to enchant the prince, to sabotage the crown.” All he needed was to shift the blame. Maybe then Oboe had a chance to get out of this alive. If Whisper was going to make up a story, he might as well use it. “I abused my authority as Ranger Deputy to threaten her family. That’s why she wouldn’t help you. She couldn’t.”

Contempt flared across Conrad’s face. “Why, Grayweather? You are the son of a national hero! Why would you turn against your country?!”

Theodore tried to think of a reason, and held back a bitter laugh.

“I told you: I hated my father.”

12/18/20

Episode 4 Chapter 27

Waiting was the worst part.

Theodore’s wrists chafed in his shackles, fettered hand and foot to the dungeon floor. It was dark, humid, and there was nothing to distract him but the distant sound of cell doors slamming and the muffled shouts of prisoners. Every minute stretched on for an eternity. All he could do was worry, and wonder whether he had made the right choice. If Oboe’s trial proceeded as scheduled then his plan was worthless. He was counting on the Knight Detective having the integrity to postpone Oboe’s trial in favor of his own.

It was a relief to hear the door strain against its hinges. Conrad entered with a company of jailers.

“Hello,” Theodore said. His throat was parched, making it hard to speak. “Any luck finding the prince?”

Conrad’s glare told him there was not. The jailers moved to flank Theodore on either side.

“You are accused of breaking King’s Law,” Conrad said. “You will stand before a Justice of Laien for charges of grand treason, interference with royal investigation, conspiracy to usurp, and blackmail of citizen creatures. Rise and face the Mother’s Judgment.”

Theodore stood up and staggered under the weight of his chains. The jailers seized him. They unhooked from the floor but leashed to both of them. Conrad marched them out of the dungeons and into the streets, in plain view for anyone to see. Theodore clattered with every step as they passed under the shadow of the ancient courthouse. Theodore gazed up at its towering ramparts and parapets with an awe reserved for the guilty. The sight brought back memories of his elementary history lessons.

Before there was a King of Laien, before the first house was built, there was the courthouse. During the war against the Devil King, the human tribes banded together to construct a fortress to endure the coming of the ghast hordes. Stone was quarried from the Whirlwood to erect massive walls, which were used to shelter civilians from the battle.

 When the hero Laien defeated the Devil King, with the aid of the fairy queen and the rebel ghasts, there came a need to negotiate the peace treaties. The fortress was converted into court of law so that all creatures might co-exist. Human refugees assembled homesteads near the court until a city took shape.

Many chambers of the court were bricked up, annexed, or renovated, but what remained was still a structure meant to endure the end of the world. It was a monument to order and the foundation of Theodore’s country. His stomach curled into knots. It was an institution he admired. Today was the first time he had ever crossed into its hallowed halls, and it was a day he meant to proclaim himself its enemy.

The doors opened. Theodore was led down into Arbitration Pit number two. Knight Bailiffs stood at the cardinal exits, and jurors watched from a row of balconies above. The Justice stood at the front. A dignified elder woman in two toned black and white robes. She wielded hooped rods of silver and iron, one in each hand. It all felt so surreal to Theodore. It was not until he noticed Oboe that he felt awake.

“Theo?!” She descended the judgment bench, draped in iron chains twice the size of Theodore’s. “You’re locked up!! What’s going on?! Why are you here??”

“You don’t need to worry any longer,” Conrad said. “We have this man under control.”

Theodore smiled, and was wrenched towards the judgment bench. Oboe resisted as Knight Bailiffs tried to pull her away.

“I told them I did it! I turned Percy into a bird! They’re gonna punish me like they’re supposed to! You shouldn’t be here! You’re not supposed to be in trouble!”

The Justice banged her rods. “The fairy will be silent in the court! She has been dismissed!”

“No! I’m mad!!” Oboe yelled back. “Theo!! Tell me what’s going on!”

“I thought I could get away with it,” Theodore said, hoping to sound villainous. “Looks like you and your family will be okay after all.”

“What??” She scrunched her face, confused. “Theo!! What are you talking about?!”

The Justice rose from her seat. “Bailiffs!”

Oboe’s chains hummed with magic. A painful spark surged through the iron and made her cry out. “No!” She said, and fought to take a few halting steps before slumping to the floor. Theodore watched as the Bailiffs dragged her away, hoping that it would be the last time they would hurt her.

The Justice shook her head at the scene. “The Ranger Deputy will now present himself to the court.”

Theodore took one shaky step after another to climb into the judgment bench. All eyes were on him. It was in that moment he faltered. He knew what he needed to do and he knew that it meant his death. There was no other choice but he was still afraid. There was still so much more he wanted out of life, so much he wanted to learn.

He thought of Oboe again. That was enough. He took one last deep, ragged breath and felt his fear harden into stone cold certainty.

“I’m guilty.”

12/21/20

Episode 4 Chapter 28

The trial was quick. Theodore had rehearsed his confession: He abused his office as Ranger Deputy to threaten the family of Oboe, a morally upstanding and respected member of the fairy community, in order to blackmail her into capturing and transforming Prince Perceval against her will. This was all part of a conspiracy to destabilize the throne, which the Knight Detectives should definitely investigate further. Theodore knew enough about law to highlight just how heinous his supposed crimes were. He was nervous at first, voice halting and cracking, but it became easy once he got going. By the end the eagerness with which he rattled off his violations earned him strange stares. He toned it down in order to cinch the conviction.

Oboe was pardoned. Theodore had to stop himself from smirking. He sobered when the Justice pronounced his sentence.

The Central Square guillotine was not often used. Public execution was reserved for treason, which was rare after the Redsea Revolt. The device was more historic landmark than regular part of the city’s judicial system, but it was still kept sharp. A school field trip was winding down its lecture when Theodore was marched into the square to meet his end.

 Whatever triumph Theodore felt drained away when he saw the blade. His throat clenched, picturing in his mind the sharp crescent dropping to cut through flesh and bone. A razor singing through the air to divide Theodore from his life. It was over. All that was left was for him to die. He inhaled, taking comfort in the fact that he’d chosen this.

The Knight Bailiffs yanked Theodore toward the guillotine, up onto the stage. He had drawn a reasonably large crowd of spectators. Conrad stood at the front of them, meeting him straight in the eye. Theodore laid his head onto the lunette before the knights could force him there. They locked him in place. The executioner gripped the release lever. Theodore closed his eyes.

There was a shout. Theodore opened to his eyes to see the executioner stumbling around the stage. A tawny red-tailed hawk thrashed and clawed at him as he flailed to get away. The knight toppled backwards off the platform trying to escape.

“Percy!?” Theodore shouted. More knights stormed up onto the stage with swords, and prince threw out his wings.

“Stop!” he said. “I am Perceval Stonewall, crowned prince of Laien! You will not harm this man!”

Conrad held his arm out to block his subordinates. “Stand down! It’s true! It’s him!”

“What are you doing here?!” Theodore said, astonished.

“Growing up,” Perceval said. “I saw you turn yourself in. The more I thought about what you said, the angrier I was with myself.” He turned back to face Conrad. “I’m done running! Release the faun and bring her here!”

Conrad searched the prince’s eyes. Theodore wondered if he was good at judging the motives of birds. “Do as he says,” he told his men. “She will still be detained at the court. Bring the fairy here!”

The knights scattered, and in short order Oboe was brought to the square without chains.

“Wh-what!?” She ran up to him only to be blocked by crossed halberds. She leaned to peek through them. “Percy?! What’s going on??”

“Let her pass,” Perceval said. The knights stepped aside, and she approached. “Oboe. I’m sorry for causing you so much trouble. If you can, I need you to change me back.”

She fought against tears. “I thought you wanted to escape? You’re supposed to be free!”

“I thought so too.” He shook his head. “But I realized that I’ve been selfish. I have a duty to fulfill.”

Oboe shot a suspicious glance at Theodore before looking back. “But it’s not what you WANT!”

He looked up toward the palace and sighed. “Oboe. Please. It’s okay. Use your magic one more time.”

Oboe was quiet, her expression in conflict. Hesitating, trembling, she reached out and touched the hawk. The magic flowed out of her, spreading across the hawk like tree roots. When the glow subsided, her hand rested on the cheek of the prince. The prince was human once more. He stood for everyone to see, naked. Theodore was dumbstruck by what he was seeing.

The crowd erupted into whoops of shock. Conrad took up the canvas meant to catch Theodore’s severed head and blood, and gave it to the prince to drape himself in. 

Perceval took a moment to flex his fingers before looking at Oboe. Her face was dribbling with snot and tears.

“Thank you. I’m sorry for everything.” He turned to face the crowd.

“Good people of Laien!” He projected. “I am Perceval Stonewall, heir to the throne! Let it be known that, as their prince, I burdened this fairy and this man with helping me to run from my responsibilities. So loyal were they that they were both prepared to die for my selfish wish. They have shown me what duty looks like! Therefore, I have returned and will submit myself to serving you all. Forgive me this indiscretion!”

The crowd cheered. Theodore supposed that the prince’s public speaking lessons had been worthwhile after all.

 Perceval approached the Knight Detective. “You need not worry. I will come quietly. I expect father will be furious with me. In the meantime, I want Theo and Oboe released.”

“The Ranger Deputy has confessed to treason!” Conrad said.

“On my orders. I realize I have been selfish. No one needs to die for me today. I want all charges dropped for both of them.”

“But–“

“I am your prince. I mean to make up for my mistake. Go over my head if you dare, but I will see to it that anything you do to them will be done to you once I am king.”

Conrad curled his hands into fists. “Yes, your grace.”

Bending down, Conrad regarded Theodore like a cowpie he was expected to handle. He pulled Theodore out of the lunette, and with the click of a key his shackles fell to the ground. He leaned down to whisper into Theodore’s ear.

“This isn’t over.”

12/23/20

Episode 4 Chapter 29

Oboe was confused by what happened and how. After days in dungeons, after admitting to all her wrongdoing, she was let go like nothing happened.

The humans were always so stuck on their rules and rituals. They spent hours yelling at her, questioning her, making her fill out paperwork. But then Percy decided everything was okay and that was enough for all the other humans to stop.

Oboe was let go. Theo was let go. The crowd wandered off. The knights walked away, taking Percy home to the castle. It didn’t feel real. No one cared that everything was wrong.

“I can’t believe we survived that,” Theo said.

Oboe agreed, but said nothing. She did not feel like talking. Theo presented their papers to the gate guards and once again they were home in Whirlwood.

Theo tried again to break the silence. “Are you okay?”

Oboe just kept walking.

He looked uncomfortable. He searched for something else to say. “You’ve gotten bigger. Taller. Your horns have grown. It’s because you enchanted the prince? It made you more powerful?”

“Yeah,” she admitted. The shame hurt like an open wound.

“You reversed the enchantment,” he said. “…Doesn’t that mean you lost the Fates you gained from him?”

She twisted her fingers together. Theo was smart about a lot of things but dumb about how fairies worked. “His life has changed. That’s what fairy magic wants. He chose a Fate. Undoing the spell doesn’t matter now. He changed in a way that’s deeper than magic.”

 “I see. I guess this turned out good for you then.”

Oboe stopped. It took Theo a moment to notice.

“Theo…”Oboe said. “You made Percy come back. Why’d you do that?”

Theodore turned to look back at her. He seemed to struggle to answer. “There’s… Well, there’s a lot of reasons.” He looked down. “…A big one is that I didn’t want you to die.”

She stomped her hoof. “That shouldn’t matter! I did something wicked! It doesn’t matter what the prince said. You can’t treat me any different than the other fairies! It’s not right!”

He grimaced. “You’re not just any other fairy, Oboe! You’re my friend!”

Oboe felt the old pain well up inside her and fill her whole body. She clutched her face and choked back tears. “I don’t deserve to be your friend! I don’t deserve to be anyone’s friend! I’m awful! I’m wicked!”

“Stop it! That’s not true!” Theo shouted.

“How do you know I didn’t seek you out because I wanted to enchant you? How can you know I won’t do it the future?”

“Because I know you.” Theo said. “I trust you!”

He reached out to comfort her. She pulled away.

“Maybe you shouldn’t! I’m supposed to control myself but I didn’t! I enchanted a human! And…” She pulled at her mane. “It felt good. I felt wonderful! That means I’m wicked! Evil!”

 “You’re being ridiculous!” Theo said, trying to keep up as she retreated from him. “Everything’s fixed now. You need to calm down!”

“I’m not ridiculous!!” she said. “Nothing is fixed! Percy has to go back to being miserable and I wasn’t punished! Everything is wrong!” She threw a rock at him and missed.

Theo backed off, alarmed. Oboe’s breathing was heavy, deliberate. She felt dirty, like a billion baths would never clean her. She’d broken her promise to grandmother and lost her chance to make up for it.

If the humans wouldn’t punish her, she would have to go home.

“Theo. I can’t be your assistant anymore.”

“What?” He blinked. “Why?”

“Goodbye.”

Oboe turned into a bird and, before Theo could stop her, she flew away.

12/27/20

Episode 5 Chapter 1

The wicker skiff bobbed in the water as the kids piled on board. Oboe shoved her brothers and sisters, worried she’d be left behind again. “Wait for me!!”

She wasn’t the youngest. In the Spring she would turn eight, which was practically a grown-up. The problem was she was the littlest and the easiest to forget. She elbowed her way through the packed group, squeezing through armpits and climbing over laps to try and find a spot to sit.

“Hurry up!” Her father said. His name was Bansuri. He had big curly horns and a scruffy beard, both of which Oboe liked pulling on. Sometimes he shouted her name when he got mad, which made her happy. “We’re going to be late for the tournament!”

Oboe was excited. There was a small group today of only a dozen other kids. Most were half-brothers and sisters, some full-blooded, and a few twice removed cousins. Fauns were better than most other kinds of fairies because they knew how to share their children. Everybody got more moms and dads that way. They traded kids with all their lovers, taking turns, and sometimes yelling about whose job it was to watch which kids. Oboe liked Bansuri best, though, since he was her birth-father.

The last stragglers hopped onto the boat. Father pushed off the dock with his punting pole. Oboe scrambled to grab the empty seat nearest to her dad, only for her brother Fife to steal it.

“That’s my spot!” She said, trying to pulled him off it.

Fife planted himself firm and leered. He was a year younger than Oboe but he was already bigger because he was cheating. He wore a yellow mantle like Oboe. It was a short shawl hanging off his shoulders. His had a different family crest, though, because they didn’t have the same mother.

“I got here first,” he said. “Find someplace else!”

Oboe glanced back to see every other seat was taken. “There’s nowhere else! You have to move!”

He leaned back, a smile on his big dumb face. “Nope. Can’t make me!”

Oboe let out a war cry and summoned all her strength to destroy her brother. She jumped on him, yanking his horn nubs, and wrenching him into a headlock. He bit her, but she didn’t care. There was no way she was standing the whole way to the palace.

Father yanked her aside by the scruff of her neck. “You will stop this at once!” He put her down and straightened her mantle so mom’s crest, an embroidered acorn with a keyhole, was displayed the way he liked. “You’re to see your grandmother today. I’ll throw you overboard before I let you shame the family in front of her. Do you understand?”

Oboe stomped her hoof, rocking the boat. “I don’t want to stand!”

“Hey,” said Fife. “You shapeshift, right? That’s all you can do. How about you turn into a fat slimy bug and fly your way across the lake!”

“No!” It was true Oboe could turn into almost any kind of gross bug she wanted, but that didn’t mean she wanted to get left behind. Everyone else had a seat, so why couldn’t she have hers? It wasn’t fair. “I’m not gonna be a bug, Fife! Get out of my spot!!”

Fife laughed at her. “Crybaby Oboe has to stand the whole way! What a stupid loser!”

“Stop making fun of me!” Oboe grabbed her brother by the chin and shrank him into a slug. He fell onto the floor of the skiff with a wet plop.

One of the cousins gasped. “Uncle Bansuri! Oboe turned her brother into a mollusk!”

“No I didn’t!” Oboe said, lunging over the aisle to turn her cousin into a toad. All around her from every direction, her brothers and sisters began pointing their fingers.

“Umm! Oboe’s getting in trouble!” They laughed. Oboe screamed and went berserk, turning everyone within reach into rats and beetles.

“Oboe!!”

She froze mid-step, too scared to turn around. Father grabbed her by the shoulder. She realized she’d made the biggest mistake of her whole life.

12/30/20

Episode 5 Chapter 2

Bansuri dumped Oboe onto the grassy shore and stepped out after her. She’d never seen him so angry.

“You know you aren’t allowed to use your magic on others! You know we’re going to the Tournament of Titles! What is wrong with you!? Are you trying to get me in trouble?!”

“But they were being mean!”

“I don’t care!” Father said, yanking her by the arm. “Change them back this instant!”

She scowled. Her brothers and sisters climbed out of the boat and waited for their enchantments to be undone. They looked better as rats and slugs and bugs.

“Oboe! Are you listening to me?!”

She growled in frustration and marched forward. She pulled away the spells on each of her siblings, like pulling a blanket off someone in bed. They popped back to normal, one after another

 “All of them,” Her father said, pointing at the remaining slug.

“No.” Oboe glared. “He should stay like that. I hate him!” Bansuri wrenched her closer by the horn nub. “Ow! Hey! Okay! Fine!”

With a tap, Fife turned back into a faun. He was just as smug as before. Oboe wanted to throw him in the lake but she was already in trouble.

Bansuri jumped back onto the skiff and gathered up every child’s mantle before pulling the enchantment out of the boat. It crumbled back into a mess of leaves floating on the water. All the mantles had different colors and patterns so everyone knew who your mother was and who your father was. Bansuri looked back over the herd of offspring and wrinkled his nose.

“Does everyone remember what their mantle looks like?”

A quarter of the children nodded, the rest shook their heads. Bansuri sighed.

“Your mothers are going to kill me.” He tossed the laundry at the kids to let them figure it out.

As soon as Fife pulled his mantle back on father grabbed him and Oboe by the hand and led them aside.

A tangled wall of thorns and vines stood around the island shore. Oboe could hear cheers and shouts and music all coming from the other side. Jugglers and clowns and musicians came from all over to perform. Today there would be parades and games and she would get to meet her grandmother and see all the strongest fey in the Whirlwood compete in the Tournament of Titles.

 Father conjured a chain of magic and snapped it around Oboe’s ankle. She looked up in shock.

“I won’t have my children embarrass me. Not today of all days.” Bansuri pulled another length of thread off the spool hooked to his belt. Whipping it in the air, it snapped its shape into a copper chain. Fife was laughing, until father locked a chain on his foot too.

“What?! Hey!”

“You will both stay here,” father said, anchoring both chains to a sturdy oak. “I will come for you once the tournament is over.”

“No! No, no, no!!” Oboe pulled at her chain but could not get her hoof free. “I can’t miss the tournament! I’m supposed to meet my grandmother! You can’t!”

Father shook his head. “You should’ve thought of that before you misbehaved. Maybe next year you’ll have matured enough to come.”

Fife scowled. “Why am I being punished? This is her fault!”

He bent over them with a scary face. “You provoked her, and she allowed herself to be provoked. I expect more from my children. Let this be a lesson to you both.” He marched off, calling the others. “Let’s go, my darlings! There’s many wonders for well-behaved children to see today!”

Oboe started to cry. Father led her brothers and sisters through the gates of the Inner Circle, leaving her behind.

01/1/21

Episode 5 Chapter 3

Oboe dug her hooves in the dirt, grunting and screaming, trying to pull her chain free from the tree until she wore herself out. It was no use. Her life was over. She flopped down in the shadow of the thorn wall and bawled her eyes out.

“Hey.” Fife nudged her. She looked to see him glancing in every direction. “You think they’re gone?”

Oboe let out a fresh wail. “Of course they’re gone! They went inside, and they’re gonna eat ghastberry tarts, and ride the griffins, and see the tournament, and everyone will get to meet my grandmother but me!!”

“Good.” Fife said. He grabbed hold of his chain, and it withered back into thread.

Oboe gasped. Fife snapped the thread off his ankle and smirked.

“Dad always forgets I have conjuration magic, just like him. It’s easy to undo his spells.”

“He’s going to be mad if you run off!” Oboe said.

Fife coiled the rest of the thread around his finger. “He doesn’t have to know. I’ll come back and make the chain again.” He stared up at the wall. “I just need to figure out how to get inside when dad took my ticket.”

Oboe tugged at her own chain. “I want to go too! Take me with you!”

He scoffed. “Why should I? You turned me into a slug!”

“I’m sorry! I got mad! Please don’t leave me here all by myself!!”

His face softened, just a little. “Well, I don’t want a useless crybaby following me around all day.”

“I’m not useless!” Oboe said, wiping the tears off her face.

“Oh yeah? Prove it. I bet you can’t even escape without my help!”

Oboe clenched her fists. “I’ll show you! Just watch!” She shut her eyes and concentrated every drop of magic she had on transforming into the biggest, scariest monster she could. A bear, or maybe a bull. Something so strong she could rip the chain straight off.

She opened her eyes, and realized she had turned into a little blue bird.

“I guess that works,” Fife said. Her little bird feet slipped out of the shackles with no problem. “Good job.”

“Don’t make fun of me!” Oboe said, flapping her wings. “I wanted to be something big and scary!”

“Oh.” Fife shrugged. “Your magic is just useless then. Makes sense. No one’s allowed to do transformation enchantments. How are you supposed to get Fates and get strong?”

 Oboe wished he would shut up. She didn’t want to be reminded that she’d be a weak little runt forever. “I’m not useless!! Why are you being mean to me?!”

He stepped back, startled. “Hey. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. Your magic’s not useless. It’s just… bad. Evil. Y’know? Not your fault.” He unwound the string from his finger, eyes on the wall again. “And I just thought of something useful you can do.” He offered her the end of the thread. “Can you fly this to the top of the wall?”

She glared at him.

“What?” he said. “I need to sneak inside. Do you want me to come with you or not?”

Oboe reluctantly took the thread in her beak. She took to the air and perched on the tip of the wall of thorn briars, the thread dangling off the edge. Fife grabbed hold of the loose end and it changed into a sturdy rope for him to climb. Together they dropped down into the Inner Circle Gardens and were surprised to find all the tents and booths empty, and everyone gone.

“Oh no!” Oboe said. “The tournament is starting without us!!”

“C’mon!” Fife broke into a sprint. “We need to get good seats!”