Final Destination Mushroom Enigma: The Shadow Koopa Darkness Prophecy of Destiny: The Doomed War of the Two Kingdoms: Volume One: Part One: The Yoshi Chronicles of Fate and Despair
Also known as
Dark Prophecy of the War of the Two Kingdoms: The Yoshi Chronicles of Fate
By Waluigi Handbag
“The prophecy states that given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Fire Flower and Mushroom of a personal Star coin-coin-coin-coin with white beard star power, star power, star power, star power outside time without extension who from the heights of divine Goomba divine Koopa divine Para Troopa loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown.”
“But time will tell and suffers like the divine Chain Chomp with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the Cheep Cheep that is to say blast Mushroom Kingdom to Minus World so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast.”
“And considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Mushroomademy of Staropometry of Firey-in-Flowery of Yoshi and Piranha Plant it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Yoshi and Piranha Plant it is established as hereinafter but not so fast.”
“For reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Fire Flower and Mushroom it is established beyond all doubt that in vie of the labors of Bloober and Hammer Brother left unfinished for reasons unknown of Yoshi and Piranha Plant left unfinished it is established what man deny that men in Flowery of Yoshi and Piranha Plant that man in Firey that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of jumping and collecting 1-ups wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is known as the Yoshi Chronicles.”
-Unknown Yoshi Scholar, Year 48